Front Row Seat Movie Review

I give “Valentine’s Day” “Two Barbeque Bones”.  “Valentine’s Day” is one of the most star studded movies I have seen in a long time. This movie has a Hollywood “A” list of top performers. Look at the list of actors: 

- Jessica Alba
- Kathy Bates
- Jessica Biel
- Bradley Cooper
- Eric Dane
- Patrick Dempsey
- Hector Elizondo
- Jamie Foxx
- Jennifer Garner
- Topher Grace
- Anne Hathaway
- Carter Jenkins
- Ashton Kutcher
- Queen Latifah
- Taylor Lautner
- George Lopez
- Shirley MacLaine
- Emma Roberts
- Julia Roberts
- Bryce Robinson
- Taylor Swift
- Matthew Walker

But let me leave you with this. If you have not seen “Valentine’s Day” this year you can wait until Valentine’s Day next year to see it. This movie proves that the best casting in the world does not make a good movie. Give your mate candy for Valentine’s Day not this movie.

The name of my movie review is “Front Row Seat Movie Review.”

Clarification of my rating levels are as follows:

My rating system starts with the lowest level of:

¤ One Chicken Bone: Lowest level “pretty bad!”

If a movie receives this rating you should avoid it during your lifetime! ‘You shouldn’t even see a “bootleg” copy of this movie!

¤ Poor: One Barbeque Bone

¤ Fair: Two Barbeque Bones

¤ OK: Three Barbeque Bones

¤ Good: Four Barbeque Bones

¤ Excellent: Five Barbeque Bones

¤ Outstanding: In additional upper level rating of “Five Barbeque Bones with Barbeque Sauce.”  If a movie receives this rating, you need to stop whatever you are doing and go to see it now!

Jimmy Sr.

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